Showing posts with label on the road. Show all posts
Showing posts with label on the road. Show all posts

Monday, January 28

Haiku Review, Part V

Last round of these. Alaska, Hawaii, Maine, New Hampshire, North Dakota, Rhode Island, and Vermont, you'll all have to wait for the next excursion since I didn't see ya this time.

The Hill’s built to thrill
I found mine in Knoxville with
Tons of joyful Vols


Dallas sprawl and smog
Texas weather at state fair
Such deep-fried goodness


You can’t comprehend
The Salt Flats’ beauty unless
You’ve been there yourself


Three lines can’t describe
Exuberance of D-3
Visit Stone Station!


The hardest I worked
Many were too cool for school
A grand old venue


My two quick pass-throughs
Bolstered the stereotypes
Before AD did


Rowdy or vulgar
Bucky loves a good party
My hosts gave me one


It’s oh so vacant
The more I think about it
My ticket’s BS

Thursday, January 24

Haiku Review, Part IV

By now, you know the drill, right? In case you don't click here.

National Mecca
It's not for everyone, but
You must respect it


I’m just passing thru
Do they have college football?
Maybe a hoops book…


My first second state
Family took care of me
Columbus meant well


Oil wells bore away
While butterflies gently flit
Until I smash them


Can’t pump your own gas
Everyone gave me the bird
Not sure what I’d done


If I never drive
In this friggin state again
It will be too soon


The break I needed
And the school that embraced me
Fiiine ladies each time


Great to see old friend
Shocking how long it had been
Whoah, you have two sons!

Wednesday, January 23

Haiku Review, Part III

Sorry this post is up a bit late today. I was interviewing SEC Commissioner Mike Slive. Nice guy. I'll figure out what I can share with everyone from the conversation and post here if appropriate. On with the review! Again, refer to the initial posting for info about this feature.

Blurred shot apropos
St. John’s merits a visit
Before it gets cold


I met you lonely
Frustration with all of it
Life’s a slower pace


Dad’s alma mater
Best season ever, but I
Only scooted through


Grandma said go on
Five hundred thirty five miles
That’s a big damn state


A warm reception
Until my faulty ticket
Nearly caused a fight


Did my own gambling
With the sheriff’s radar gun
It’s a sucker bet


Hosting number 2
Young brash fan base kept it clean
Rushed the field again!


Sparse to say the least
Something poetic in the
Lonely little towns

Tuesday, January 22

Haiku Review, Part II

Hey that rhymes! See yesterday's initial post for what this is all about.


Never realized
Quite how long my home state is
And I longed for it


First stop on the trip
Domers showed me much kindness
My favorite tattoo


White knuckled skidding
Des Moines was first safe haven
God’s will was obeyed


Sky fascinated
Breathtaking moon and stars shone
Not a daytime state*


Bluegrass abounded
Between hills, dales, and cut rock
Horse farms a plenty


An all day party
Tiguhs roared into the night
Let the good times roll!


Thickest fog I found
Despite only a pit stop
Thought “I could live here”


Two days all too short
For long ago stomping grounds
Great fun anyway


Homecoming weekend
A truly amazing time
‘Cept the football game


*Missed the Kansas sign, and only had one crack at it. What can I say, the state snuck up on me!

Monday, January 21

Haiku Review, Part I

Before I forget everything that happened this season, I’m taking a look back at every state I visited this fall. There are 43 in all, and I’ll have a new posting each day this week. I thought about writing a paragraph for each state. However, due to time constraints (mine and yours) I am keeping verbosity in check and utilizing the haiku. Some will be a bit tongue in cheek, but all are from the heart. Each photo was taken from behind the wheel of a moving car, which was rather foolish of me. It is also the explanation for the blurriness of certain states.

I fought exhaustion
War Eagle welcomed me, but
Mongrel had me scared



Grand Canyon indeed
One intrinsic conclusion
Nothing more awesome



Scary weather was
Nothing compared to germ filled
Burrito outcome



At end of my rope
SC fans know how to fete
“This is South Central”



Pricey tolls peeved me
Denver area bypass
That no one uses



An old nemesis
Always a difficult drive
Nearly peed my pants



Visit all too brief
Wesley College next time ‘round
In corporate land



J-ville felt sterile
Dawgs barked, Gators chomped, I gorged
SEC love-fest



Most billboards per mile
A sweet hangout OTP
Athens again please



Tumbling knolls gave way
To unbearable odor
Cows are really gross

Friday, December 21

Looks Like I'm Home Tonight

Odometer: 21,635
Location: Chicago, IL

States Visited: Tennessee, Kentucky, Illinois
Total States Visited: 43
Total Pounds Gained: -1.5


I grew up in Chicago. I took drivers ed during the winter. I know how to handle the snow. But I’m not stupid. With blizzard conditions predicted for Indiana, Kentucky, Ohio, and West Virginia, I opted to take the long way around. A trip along the length of Tennessee meant that I would fittingly pass by Knoxville, the city I’ve encountered more than any other along the way. The early part of the drive was made difficult by powerful blasts of wind. Just keeping the car on the road became a challenge. I feared an incredibly long day and perhaps another stay at Motel 6. But once I got into the Volunteer State, it was smooth sailing.

Tennessee passed without issue, and my time in Kentucky was brief. My first thought after crossing the Ohio River with over five hours remaining on the trip, “Illinois is really long!” A little before I got to Champaign, I encountered the results of the storm I chose to avoid. It was clear I had made the right decision. Illinois had become a hazardous tundra, particularly in the left lane. Once again, I saw cars being towed out of ditches. This was nothing compared to my ordeal in Nebraska and Iowa the previous week, but I was beset with concern nonetheless. I returned to find my city shrouded in relatively fresh snow and in hibernation due to temps in the teens. Of course, after 14.5 hassle free hours behind the wheel, my car got stuck in the snow while entering my garage. So the road trip wasn’t truly over until I shoveled the Corolla free. At least I finally got some exercise.

Somehow I lost 1.5 pounds on this trip. My original plan was to go jogging at every stop along the way, but the wrecked knee changed all that. I’ve eaten more fast food than at any point in my entire life, bracketed by tailgate chow and beer every Saturday. Before you get excited, ladies, the pounds are somehow less, but the presence of a belly shows that I’m clearly not in the kind of shape I was when I hit the road. The only viable conclusion is that I’ve lost a ton of muscle. Or maybe it’s just one of those mysteries that we’ll never fully understand. Knee surgery is set for early January. Hooray!
My trusty steed

I have yet to mention the various ginormous crosses that can be found along America’s interstates. I saw my first one in Tennessee en route to Clemson way back on September 2nd. I encountered at least three others in various parts of the country. The original, I believe, is the one in the Texas Panhandle. Signs in advance of the structure urge motorists to stop at the “Largest Cross in the Western Hemisphere!” The one in southern Illinois has a website. They all appear to have the same dimensions, and I don’t believe any of them has a church at their site. Call it advertising, a beacon of hope, grandstanding, a heartfelt sign of devotion, or whatever you like. I’ll just say the same thing I said about Bipin and Rebel being colleagues at the Harrisonburg Econolodge. Only in America.So now I’m home. For good. That first game in South Bend doesn’t even feel like it was part of this season. I really had no idea what I was getting myself into. I figured it would be a fun time at the very least. This experience has surpassed every possible expectation. I was able to see so much of this wonderful country, something that everybody should take the time to do at some point.
The first photo

Of course, the football was fantastic, and the uniqueness of each stop was even better. The history and tradition on display at Notre Dame. The southern hospitality (and southern belles) I encountered at Clemson. The all-day party that is LSU football. The devotion to the game of football in Lincoln. The aggressive drinking and fabulous fifth quarter in Madison. The picturesque setting and fanbase craving better football in Seattle. The deep-fried goodness of the Red River Shootout. The small-town appeal of Bridgewater College. The new kid on the block enthusiasm of Rutgers. The old kid on the block appreciation for the finer things at Harvard. The raucous cultural opposition at the World’s Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party. The unbridled devotion of Buckeye backers. The charming and endearing Volunteer fans at The Hill. The day I got to be a fan again in Ann Arbor. The radiant animosity on display at the Iron Bowl. The multi-cultural multiplicity in South Central. The greater community at the Stagg Bowl. With all those stops behind me, you’d think I could be cured of my wanderlust, but if anything, I now have a new urge to hit every college campus to see a game. Who’s with me?
New York Cares

The greatest thing about this endeavor, though, is surely the people I met along the way. Better than all the wonderful sights and terrain is the populous of our nation. I talked with more generous and friendly people than I could possibly count. At each of the above stops, I can claim somebody I encountered as a new friend. Many of them are listed above in the “Friends of the Program” section. I urge you to check out their work. They’re far better bloggers than I, and their devotion to their respective teams knows no bounds.
I finish this journey a bit in awe of everywhere I’ve been. I sometimes still can’t believe I did this, and am so incredibly glad I did. In fact, I find myself asking why I didn’t do it sooner. Though I’m staying put in Chicago for the foreseeable future, the season continues, and so will posting in this site, though it may change a bit. Please keep checking back for updates.I’ll close for now with a phrase I saw on a Nike running poster years ago, but is apropos for me today. For all of us, actually. “There are clubs you can’t belong to, neighborhoods you can’t live in, schools you can’t get into, but the roads are always open.” Amen.

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